My Ace in the Hole

This is my Ace in the Hole in case the FBI says I committed a felony by defrauding the U.S. Social Security Administration:

http://garfreed.blogspot.com/2005/08/historiographer-pharmacology-diaries_17.html

http://garfreed.blogspot.com/2005/08/historiographer-pharmacology-diaries.html

Only an unemployable psychotic would write something like this and post it on the internet, don't you think?

If you have reason to believe I am a felon, contact Special Agent Andrew J. Castor at the Washington, DC Field Office of the FBI at (202) 278-2000. Maybe you can help put me behind bars!